Lindsey Lohan destroys expensive borrowed gown!

I know its sad but I love reading stories about Lindsey Lohan. I love this whole - she's mental and should be sectioned for her own sanity but we are going to see what she does next without intervening - thing that she has going on. I also read that insanely brilliant piece in the New York Times entitled 'What happens if you cast Lindsey Lohan to be in your movie'. Read it. It's epic.

So this amused me.

Apparently she totally wrecked her amFAR gown! Despite the fact that she was uninvited, she crashed anyway and wore a dress that had oddly been loaned to her at the request of Charlie Sheen of all people. The cannot be returned anyway as it was ripped - in half! The dress that costs just under $2,000 had been torn and here was her crazy reasoning :

'“She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] — she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. But what bouncer has scissors? She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She’s out of control and behaving really badly.”

Seriously though, what bouncer actually does carry scissors!!!

 “The dress was loaned in good faith to Phillip Bloch, Lindsay Lohan’s stylist. We were informed by Mr. Bloch’s assistant that the dress was damaged during the course of the evening. The dress has not been returned, and it wasn’t until we saw the photos in the media, that we became aware of the actual condition of the gown.”

Apparently the gown has still not been returned and is at large......


Wait a minute here....hold the phone! That woman has a stylist?!?!??!?! Girl please!